Quillington
Mystery · Comedy

The prize marrow judge is dead in the tea tent, and the whole village had a reason.

Murder at the Mapleford Fête
Murder at the Mapleford Fête

The prize marrow judge is dead in the tea tent, and the whole village had a reason.

Every August the village of Mapleford holds its summer fête: bunting, a tombola, a dog show and the fiercely contested Giant Vegetable competition. This year the vegetable judge, a retired colonel nobody much liked, is found slumped in the tea tent with a cup of Earl Grey and no pulse, an hour before the results. The police are stuck behind a tractor on the Ashby road. Five villagers with keen eyes, long memories and a few things to hide decide they had better get to the bottom of it first.

The cast

5 roles. You take one; your friends take the rest, and the narrator plays any left over. Anyone can bring a character of their own into a role instead.

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The retired inspector · major
Neville Probert

A retired Scotland Yard detective inspector who moved to Mapleford for the peace and quiet and has been bored senseless for three years.

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The churchwarden · major
Ophelia Mabry

The churchwarden and chair of the fête committee, who has run every village event for twenty years and considers a murder at hers a personal insult.

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The postmistress · major
Jean Featherstone

The village postmistress, who has sorted Mapleford's letters for a quarter of a century and has never once, officially, read one.

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The gardener · major
Owen Pryce

The manor's head gardener and four-time Giant Marrow champion, who was set to win a fifth until the judge died.

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The newcomer · major
Priya Lal

A cheerful Londoner who bought the old mill house in the spring and has thrown herself into village life with alarming enthusiasm.