Quillington
Comedy · Mystery

Two rival keepers, one bet, and a lighthouse lens that vanished overnight from the top of a locked tower.

The Lighthouse Keepers' Wager
The Lighthouse Keepers' Wager

Two rival keepers, one bet, and a lighthouse lens that vanished overnight from the top of a locked tower.

On Skerrow Rock the light has not failed in ninety years, and the head keeper and the relief keeper have spent the last three of them betting on everything from the weather to the number of gulls on the gallery rail. Last night they made their biggest wager yet. This morning the great brass lens is gone from the lamp room, the tower door was bolted from the inside, and the supply boat is due at noon with an inspector who will notice. Nobody can leave the island until the tide turns, which gives four people one day to find a lens the size of a wardrobe on a rock the size of a car park.

The cast

4 roles. You take one; your friends take the rest, and the narrator plays any left over. Anyone can bring a character of their own into a role instead.

A
The head keeper · major
Agnes Tolliver

A head keeper of thirty years who has never lost a bet she cared about and is about to lose the one she cares about most.

D
The relief keeper · major
Desmond Achterberg

A cheerful relief keeper who arrived three years ago with a trunk of board games and has been trying to win something from the head keeper ever since.

H
The supply boat captain · major
Hester Quayle

The captain of the only boat that comes to the rock, who carries mail, groceries, gossip and, this week, an inspector.

F
The ornithologist · major
Feliks Marangoni

A visiting ornithologist who came to count puffins and has counted a great many other things instead.